Love in the Big City

Yankee fans are basking in the love being sent their way by the Red Sox Nation. As Boston continues to fail and sink, their fan base known for their annual awe and antipathy for the heroic Yankees is now sending rose bouquets, love and just about everything other than the kitchen sink in the desperate hope of securing a playoff spot and avoiding one of the most ignoble crashes in modern sports history. While it is not true that John Kerry has offered to kiss the ass of ARod in public in order to secure Yankee help in defeating Tampa Bay over the next week, there is strong rumor in NYC that he has unselfishly offered himself up in penance to abandon the Bay State and join Jane Fonda in Hanoi. The Yankee head office has generously offered John & Jane Yankee Stadium bleacher seats to cheer on their new big city heroes.